Genie in a Bottle
A man was walking along a beach when he found a bottle. Upon rubbing the bottle a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. Because I am so powerful, I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish.
The man pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. They are always going to be fighting. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The man then said, "Well, my staff is switching to Excel. I wonder if you could teach them this VBA thing."
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."