Genie in a Bottle

May 10, 2017

 

A man was walking along a beach when he found a bottle. Upon rubbing the bottle a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. Because I am so powerful, I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish.

The man pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be peace among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. They are always going to be fighting. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."

The man then said, "Well, my staff is switching to Excel. I wonder if you could teach them this VBA thing."

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

 

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